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Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton Rumor



I heard a shocking rumor today, it was told that Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks marriage. Well i don't know about the truth of this rumor. but the source of this news was circulated from The Onion. the joke/satire site. If that's true so their royal wedding is a waste. But i don't think that Prince William and Kate Middleton Divorces was truth. maybe it was just a joke.

They stated that Prince William made a tremendous mistake for marry kate middleton. Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "
I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place
," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace

So what do you think about this rumor? Do you believe if Prince William divorces Kate Middleton? It's such a Funny joke



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Famous April Fools Pranks in History



Happy April Fools Day, now we're on the 1st April which is also recognized as an April Fools day, Have you read about the history about the April fools day? On April fools day you can pull pranks to your friends or family.

So Have you found the great pranks for your April fools day? here's some of the world's most famous April fools pranks on the history

1.The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

In the winter of 1957, BBC TV station announced that farmers can harvest the spaghetti in Switzerland because of the time winter is warm and the insects are fond of eating spaghetti already destroyed. There are videos about the swiss spaghetti harvest! After the show, many viewers are calling BBC asking for how to do let them be grow their own spaghetti trees. But due to the basis for fun, the BBC even answer them by asking them to put a little tin filled with spaghetti in tomato sauce and hope it'll grow spaghetti.

2. The Taco Liberty Bell

In 1996, America's leading Tako company, The Taco Bell Corporation, Announced if they've bought the Liberty Bell (Liberty Bell) and named after Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of residents of Philadelphia, USA, directly calling the National Historical Park, where the bell was laid, to protest and anger certainly because of the Liberty Bell was the historic bell of the American Revolutionary War! Several hours later, Taco Bell announced if it's all just a joke! The funny anymore, there is a journalist who asked the White House secretary, Mike McCurry, on sales of the Liberty Bell to Taco Bell, McCurry said that even if Lincoln Memorial (the building that was built to commemorate the former U.S. president of the 16th, Abraham Lincoln) also already sold!

3. The Left-Handed Whopper

Burger King announced that they got a left handed whopper made specially for a left handed people. this pranks was made around 1998.

4. UFO Lands in London

On March 31, 1989, thousands of people are riding his motorcycle on the highway outside London see the shining objects that looks like a flying saucer above the city. After the plate was landed on the outskirts of London, the residents immediately calling the police to warn them about the existence of an alien invasion! not long after the police arrived on the scene and one of them bravely approaching strange dishes. When the door opened, a figure with a silver dress appeared, and police were immediately run. it is odd dish that already constrained air balloon let-like UFO by Richard Branson, chairman of her Virgin Records.

5. Flying Penguins

on 2008, BBC announced that their cameraman shooting a Miracles of Evolution TV Series on Antartica where a penguin flying, They even have a video about flying penguins. As a result, the video became one of the most viewed video on the internet.

6. The Sydney Iceberg

On 1 April 1978, a tanker appeared in Sydney Harbour draw a big iceberg and witnessed by the inhabitants of Sydney. They already know there will be an iceberg and went for Dick Smith from the Antarctic icebergs which then would be cut into small pieces (to be like ice stone) and sold to the public for 10 cents per piece. He says he does, this special ice taken from the pure water in Antarctica, and he promised that if any drink given this ice would be more tasty.

7. Man Flies by Own Lung Power

On 1934 American newspaper write about a man who flies with his own lung power, his name was Erich Kocher. To fly erich put a box on his body and use his own lung power to make him fly. But it was a joke.

8. Wisconsin State Capitol Collapses

In 1933, Madison Capital-Times newspaper announced if the Wisconsin State Capitol Building were destroyed by a series of mysterious explosions. Reported if the explosion happened because the amount of gas results from the debate the members of the House of boring for weeks. This is recognized as one of the best april fools prank in the history.

9. Instant Color TV

In 1962, Sweden only have 1 TV station, and even black-and-white broadcasts. Well, that TV station technician, Kjell Stensson, make an announcement if its viewers are now able to receive broadcasts in color. You can do this by wrapping a TV with nylon stockings!

10. Whistling Carrots

Tesco (UK's leading hypermarket) caused a sensation in April Fool's Day in 2002 to put up ads in The Sun about their success to develop the Whistling carrot, genetically whistling carrot. It is said that they use special methods in order to plant carrots grown with the holes in his body. Once cooked, the holes that will make carrots whistle!


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LMAO Off Broadway Musical Comedy Show



Are you one who has been working so hard recently and is planning to take a break from the daily stress from your job?? If so you have to go to this funny interactive musical comedy show that performed by LMAO Off Broadway.

It's really interesting spending your leisure time to watch am musical comedy show. do you have an idea where to watch them?? well you can visit LMAO Off-Broadway show where you can find the world best musical comedy show. This LMAO Off broadway will held their interactive musical comedy show on Midtown theatre located in the heart of Broadway's famous theatre district in Times Square. if you live around that place so why don't you get the ticket to watch them??

They perform every week with a fresh comedy that welcome many guest star on their show. The cast of LMAO delivers high energy, non-stop hilarity as it navigates today's hot topics (from slapstick silly to sophisticated wordplay) through original song and sketch comedy. You never know when a celebrity, politician or author will take possession of a performer provoking uproarious laughter from audiences of all ages. With sharp wit and improvisation.

If you love to watch a fresh parody of movies, music or even the fresh situation that happen today so you have to watch this funny groups consist of Walt Frasier, Spero Chumas and Laurice Fattal.

So what are you waiting for?? get their schedule now on their website and get the tickets for their upcoming show.


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Joke of Beatles Song | If Beatles was an IT engineer



I'm sure that all of you was familiar with the Beatles. the Beatles was a legendary band in the world, The Beatles was John Lennon, Paul Mcartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr AKA Richard Starjey, there's so many great song from the Beatles. like Let it be, Yesterday and also imagine (this is John Lennon's Song not the Beatles) well how if we change the lyrics of those song into an IT term.

Here's a joke of it. if the beatles was an IT engineer, if they were an IT engineer so this is the way they make the lyric of this song. actually i'm not mentioning the youngest IT engineer from macedonia named marko calasan. this is only a jokes.

Hint : try to sing this song with this lyrics and you will find that all the joke words was perfectly replaced the original one in the song.

Just joking.. well this is the Lyrics.. enjoy

YESTERDAY
By : Beatles

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday.....

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say
Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away
I knew my data was all here to stay
Now I believe in yesterday


IMAGINE
by : John Lennon

Imagine there's no Windows
It's easy if you try
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine never ending hard disks
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to delor wipe off
And no floppy too

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again

Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
Maybe someday I'll be a kracker
And then I'll make Windows run....


LET IT BE
By : Beatles

When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C
As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
LOGO's dead and buried
Write in C

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly
Soon you will be glad to Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
BASIC's not the answer
Write in C
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C

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Angry Monkey Attack the Owner



Usually a monkey that used in a street monkey show was a tamed monkey, this monkey show was a a common show in Indonesia, china, japan, Vietnam and Thailand. usually they used a long tailed monkey. they use the monkey for the entertainment purpose only. but sometimes people use this monkey to earn some bucks.

Usually on a street performance they told the monkey to walk around, jump over, play a mini game and many more. usually when the monkey do the attraction several people accompanied with a music.

This monkey is tamed but during one of the street performances she got angry against its owner and began to throw at him for real. And the spectators present during the performance thought it was the script and were really amused.

The last photo is the best, it is ‘a mortal blow’




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The Reason Why do Woman likes to Crop Their Picture



Usually many woman in the social networking sites like myspace,facebook or even friendster gives their best photo as their primary photo. sometimes the primary photo of them was a cropped photo which only shows their face.

Do you know what is the reason of that?? why do woman likes to crop their picture?? for example you can see the picture in the left. isn't she cute??

but don't you ever trust a woman who placed a picture like this in the social networking sites. because mostly woman who uses a social networking sites use this trick to get many friends online. why do i said that?? well in my experience the picture like that is not their real picture.

Remember the surprise before meet net friends?? maybe this is a great warning for you who uses a social networking sites to get a woman. want to see the real picture of the girls in the left??

Here we go...




See.. that's why she crop her picture..

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