Cee Lo Green (Pic: PA) Cee Lo Green (Pic: PA)

CEE Lo Green tries to plug his new record by name-checking Pippa Middleton. Yawn

The singer, believing his own hype, reckons he wants to date her.

Failing that, he'd settle for me plugging his latest record. (Which I won't).

He says: "As men, when we become famous, we become as particular as pretty women. So, these days I'm selective. You learn you can't go to every party you're invited to if you expect to last.

"I've got to go for a duchess. I've got to aim for what's her name? Pippa? Piper?"

Asked if he meant Ms Middleton, he added: "Yeah. I've got to go for Pippa, man. She's gorgeous. I like her."

Nice try.