Compliments of COLT-MONDAY.COM
1.Hands Baby Pillow
"Hey, now you’re baby can be cuddled by two creepy disembodied hands while they sleep,Plenty more needless baby junk after the jump!"
2. Pregnancy Sound System
3.Plush Pee and Poo
"That’s right! #1 and #2 now come in adorable doll form, so your crotchspawn can have an even weirder fascination with their own waste. But where’s Plush Projectile Vomit? Frankly, I learned pretty quickly that going to the bathroom would be the most enjoyable part of daily life, and I didn’t need no dolls to help me come to that realization."
4.Hot Dog Slicer
"I know all your free time is taken up by your kid, but really? You can’t take the 10 extra seconds to slice up a hot dog by yourself? I could see Karlson buying this so he can toss the cubes in his Easy Mac."
5.High Heels For Babies
"cause you can’t wait for your child to start channeling her inner Paris Hilton!"
6.The Baby Leash
"Every time I see a kid strapped down with one of these, I just think about the psychiatrist bills he’s going to rack up later on in life. “Mommy treated me like a dog!”
7.The Tinkle Tube
"You’re supposed to hold this on your baby boy’s you-know-what so he doesn’t spray the seat during toilet training, and then pour it into the toilet afterward. Insert your own smarmy Freud/Oedipus joke here"
8.The “Time Out” Pad
"What, do you live in a completely round house with no corners, or are just a really big fan of Jerry Orbach’s character in Dirty Dancing? Then this is perfect for you! Now, while you’re kid’s being punished, he can sit on something that lights up and makes sounds! No child would find that enjoyable!"
9.The Daddle
"Because the father hasn’t been emasculated enough, now when your toddler wants to play “Horsey”, he can toss this over the not-so-proud Poppa’s back and complete the illusion/embarrassment."
10.The Placenta Teddy Bear
"It’s exactly what you think it is: A teddy bear constructed of the placenta your baby spent 9 months with inside Mommy’s belly. G-R-O-S-S. Ick ick ick. Get it off me! You should only buy this if you want your kid to grow up to be like Wild Bill in Silence of the Lambs."
We went on a cruise to Stockholm with Eddi and his two children.
I took the boys up to the bridge to look at all the buttons and screens there and to see how they steer a big ship. The other boys on board don't get to see that.
Many buttons, many switches.
(This one here is just about my hair.)
I took some pictures of other ships trough the binoculars on the bridge. Lomo effect!
The next day in Stockholm felt pretty cold as it was 37 degrees C (!) at home in Finland (!!!) and "only" a mere 20-something in Sweden. I wore long sleeves for the first time in ages!
We went to Gröna Lund.
I am clearly becoming old as I prefer the small flying elephants to any other attraction with more action than that. They just spin too much.
In the afternoon we took the small ferry back to town and our ship and it was windy as hell. (I hate it when it's windy. But at least it's a little funnier with a big skirt on since it goes "flufff!" all the time.)
A swedish mermaid.
Sunset at sea, on the way home.
