Could this be you?!
I sometimes find myself browsing through craigslist.org, typically the FREE section and MISSED CONNECTIONS... obviously these are the best GOODIE PACKED categories on that site.... while browsing through Ventura's Craigslist I stumbled upon this gem!
TITLE: you work at wendys and wear no bra
BODY:you are older about 40 and you wear your wendys shirt with it puffed open and i can always see your boob by looking in.....recently i went through and got an erection .... would you like to watch me stroke it in the drive thru, i know you have seen it out ....
BODY:you are older about 40 and you wear your wendys shirt with it puffed open and i can always see your boob by looking in.....recently i went through and got an erection .... would you like to watch me stroke it in the drive thru, i know you have seen it out ....
Seriously??!!!!???!!! Golden missed connection right here.
Its Friday, I wish I could be going through the Taco Bell drive through and getting a HUGE Mountain Dew and a crunchwrap..... diets are awesome, so are the brownies sitting on my kitchen counter then I CANT eat.
Have a good weekend!
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